Monday, December 15, 2008
So I haven't been feeling well
So, why is it when a woman says that she has been feeling nauseous everyone automatically assumes that she is pregnant? Honestly people, it is flu season, why can't a girl just say she doesn't feel well and people leave it at that? I guess the next time I don't feel well and don't want to feel like I am involved in the Spanish Inquisition (insert Mel Brooks joke here) I will just tell people that I am having diarrhea and tell people to shove off if they feel inclined to spew the baby blues my direction!
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I would go with "I ate some bad shellfish, and I have horrible things coming out of every opening"... that is usually a good conversation stopper, leaves a little to the imagination, and you don't actually have to say the WORD "Diarrhea"!
Hyprocrisy much?! :) You soooo have done that to me on more than one occasion. Silly girl. I do hope you feel better soon. Let me know if I can help ya out in anyway.
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