I wish we had a bigger house

As I am sitting here at 12:12 AM typing this I am waiting to take a shower to wash the stink of dirty bar and stale cigarettes. Unfortunately my hubby wanted to do the same so I am waiting since we only have one bathroom. Just adding an extra bathroom would make me happy. How do I put that on my Christmas list...Dear Santa Claus...please leave me an extra shower for the occasional times this happens. I've been a good girl all year. I promise *with fingers crossed behind back*. Thanks! Love, Kendra.