Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Did we really just say that

Only because I’m all hopped up on allergy/sinus medicine I will leave you with a few of the sights and sounds of my workplace… On the way back from the public restroom I walked by a gentleman who was checking out of the grocery store (my bank has a branch in a grocery store). In his cart were 10 boxes of fish sticks, 2 cases of Dr. Pepper and a gallon of milk. Wow. I hope when the apocalypse comes his microwave or stove still works or else he’s not going to be able to eat all those fish sticks. We have been talking about trust at work and so one of my co-workers googled trust sayings/quotes and one came up saying people who lacked trust would ID Jesus. We laughed and said that would be us since we work at a bank. Us: Sir I’m going to need some ID if you want to cash that check. Jesus: But I’m Jesus of Nazarene Us: I don’t know you from Jack. I’m going to need your IDJesus: But I knew you before you were you. Us: Well let’s see if you can perform a miracle… While talking about the possible NFL lockout another co-worker and I were talking about why we thought the whole thing was ridiculous. He said that athletes were technically over-paid clowns. I looked at him quizzically and he said that since all they are are entertainers they could just as easily have been clowns. I died laughing. I had never really thought about it like that! And finally…after ANOTHER Japanese nuclear plant started having problems we were talking about the potential problems America could have if some of our plants were hit by a tsunami/earthquake combo. Out of the blue I decided that America would be fine because we have Chuck Norris on our side. All we would have to do is send him in and he would give a good roundhouse kick to the plant and put it in its place. Haha. We have waaaaay too much time on our hands to be having these conversations!


Heather said...

LMAO!! Those were pretty funny! At least your day wasn't dull.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Have we thought about sending Chuck to Libya to help right some of those wrongs? :-)