It’s Tuesday so I’m going to throw some random your way.

When it’s Saturday evening and you’re coming to the bank and grab 10 or 20 dollars in 1s I know where you’re going. You need to be a little embarrassed but I’m not judging you. I just like to make fun of you.

Weight watchers pretty much sucks but I’m hoping that I will have an epiphany in the way that hopefully counting points is not going to annoy me forever and that even though I’m eating less foods I won’t be hungry. I’m keeping happy thoughts in my mind.

Just because you teach a CPR class does not mean you are in the medical field. Please don’t act all haughty. Just because I work in a bank does not mean I tell people I work in finance. Or even in management. Come on people. Call it what it is.

I have learned that my mother is a pushover when it comes to being a grandma. The monkey bumped his head at their house when he was monkeying around and instead of scolding him for misbehaving (like I did!) she offered him fruit snacks and then told him she was going to take him to McDonalds. Again, I’m not judging…I just think it’s funny!

I went to Alice in Wonderland and it was AMAZING! That is a post within itself so wait for it!

I want to be a celebrity for 2 reasons. 1 because they get to go to parties and then they get all this crazy free stuff. Want a new phone? I’m sure some totally awesome phone is coming out and the brand wants to promote that someone totally awesome has one. Come to our party and we’ll give you one. For. Free. And second I would like to be a celebrity because they always get to wear all the pretty clothes. I want to go to some random bar opening and wear a formal. I like wearing pretty clothes. And I feel pretty when I wear pretty clothes. So please, if you have it in your power…make me a celebrity!

I have been writing my posts and then using the auto-post feature thingy to post them when I want them to. I am writing this on Saturday and then it will post on Tuesday. That’s pretty amazing in itself and it is giving me time to actually do things I want when I get home instead of having to wrangle the toddler into doing something without bothering me whilst I type. I love it. I am also writing my posts during work so it’s a win-win (for my blog) because it’s like I’m getting paid to blog. My degree is finally paying off!

Have I mentioned I’m hungry. Stupid weight watchers. Grumble grumble.

Pretty sure this week is going to be cool because I have Thursday-Sunday off. I’m so excited! And because of the weather lately I want a grill. But I want a new one that isn’t charcoal because honestly last year it didn’t really work that well and I’m pretty sure a gas one would be amazing. And I think a hamburger sounds pretty amazing right now. Yummmm

Ok that’s all the random I will subject you to today. If you want to check out more, check out Keely over at www.theunmom.com. She is the queen of random and random people!